Holdhimdown's encounter with Carlisle Cullen‏

London Film and Comic Con 18/19 July



Peter Facinelli forgot his passport and didn’t realise until he got to

the airport, so missed his flight to London, and therefore didn’t

arrive until Sunday 19th July. (real life R Team Security anyone?!

LOL ). At 9.30am I had my photoshoot with Peter. I was really nervous

standing in the queue, knowing Peter was less then 10 metres away.

Even though I've met him before, I was still really excited

(obviously!). Soon it was my turn. I walked and stood next to Peter.

He could tell I was nervous and he put his arm round me and kept

rubbing my right arm whilst hugging me, (just like Carlisle does to

Esme in the ‘she’s brought him to life‘ deleted scene on Twilight dvd

extras *squee* everyone is going to go and watch this now aren't

they?). Because I wear glasses, the photographer had to check the

first photo, and said he needed to take another photo. All the time,

Peters hand was rubbing my shoulder/arm. Its a good thing he had no
idea the affect that was having on me ha ha. It was NOT calming me

down.



At around 10.30am I queued to get my autographs with Peter.  I finally
got to say to him what i wanted to say last time but didnt (about

watching Twilight because of him , not the other way round).



I had 5 autographs to get (2 for some friends, 3 for me). I had all my

items to sign and picked up the photos for him to sign for my friends.

The crew write names on sticky notes on each item, and I then walk up

to the table where Peter is. His assistant takes the items from me,
whilst he finishes talking and signing with the person before me. I'm

standing there, heart beating so fast, trying to remember what I'm

gonna say.

I just stand there and stare at him. His assistant passes a photo to

him (for @taylor_blue) and he says 'good name' and signs it. Then he

signs a photo for another friend, he draws a heart and colours it in

and says to me 'be careful, let the ink dry a little while', and

passes it to me, I manage to say 'ok'. The assistant then passes him a

photo of me and him taken at Eternal Twilight convention in February,

and she says 'and these are for the lovely Katie here'. Peter looks at

me and asks 'when was this' and I say, ok, mumbled  'in February, in

Northampton'. and whilst he signs, I then say 'that was the first time

I met you. (pause, swallowing, I take a breath) it's really amazing to

meet you again Peter, I've been a fan of yours for 8 years (he gets

passed Can't Hardly Wait dvd cover to sign) and this is the second

time I've met you in 6 months' I nervously giggle. He smiles (*sigh*)

and I say 'and I watched Twilight because you were in it' and he says

'that's great'. He then gets passed my New Moon book and I find a

spare page for him (coz it's getting full of autographs). then whilst

he's signing I say 'um, you @ replied me on twitter a while ago and'

Peter interrupts and asks 'whats your twitter name' and I say

'vampirefreak101' and he says 'ah, yes, i know you, you write to me

alot don't you' and laughs.  me 'um, yea,' and I blush ALOT. (I didn't

expect him to say that and it completely shocked me, I nearly forgot

what I was going to say) . He prompts 'remind me what i wrote, sorry I

dont remember' (I didnt expect him to remember, silly boy) 'I was

making fun of you for not knowing any Italian'  Peter 'ah yes' and

smiled. me 'and so I bought you something' and then pass him an

Italian phrasebook, which I had been holding all this time, and he

laughs so much (it was sooo cute..ok, and hawt!), and says 'thank you'

whilst laughing. His assistant is laughing aswell and says 'that's a

great present' . I say 'I've written a note to you in the front

aswell' and he opens it and quickly reads it and then puts in down on

the table to the right of him. I say ' glad you like it, really nice

to meet you again Peter' and then I walk away.

This all happened in about 2 minutes, but it was an amazing 2 minutes *smiling*



Yep Peter knows vampirefreak101! o.m.g I was blushing soo much.  I

still haven’t quite calmed down from that yet! LMAO!



As mentioned in the post about my encounter with Alex Meraz, In the

afternoon I went to the Twilight talk.  The best question, ok, there

were 2. 'What do you think about being a DILF?'  LMAO!! soo funny, he

hesitated so much... then finally said 'I take it as a

compliment..pause.. next question? then laughed.



Later on someone else asked "Do you ever take your Doctor's coat home

with you to your wife? *wink*" (either from playing Dr Cullen in

Twilight Saga or Dr Cooper from Nurse Jackie) Again Peter hesitated,

he smiled, blushed, ummed and erred, before finally answering "No.

Sorry to give you a boring answer but, no I don't?"  The way he

answered, yes he definitely does!  I'm not sure I can handle knowing

that.. *faints*

R-Team Security... Vol.4

So… where where we? Aaaah! Yes…

Peter was about to “blow” and Officer Holdhimdown offered to help him with that…

Officer Holdhimdown continued to 'work' on her suspect Peter Facinelli. She was obviously doing a thorough job as he couldn't keep still... or quiet.

Peter: Oh god, please... I’m begging you!

Officer Holdhimdown stops examining for a moment… “You're begging me to do what Mr Facinelli?”

Peter: To stop, please stop, I can't handle it. .. I mean oh god, I like it!

Officer Holdhimdown resumed the interrogation of her suspect.

Officer Lickhimright was still 'working' on Rob, and Officers Undresshim, Reelhimin and Zipperdown were, well, just watching in excitement.

Peter: Please don't do this! Rob, tell them!

Rob: Don't ask me! You told them we weren't friends!

Peter: O.M.G. Rob, I’m sorry, you know why I said that... Oh come on!

Then Officer Holdhimdown felt something vibrate… in Peters jeans pocket that was shoved down his knees…

She put her hand in the pocket and pulled out his phone. It was on silent vibrate... She looked at the caller ID. ‘Jennie’.

Officer Holdhimdown: Hmm... Your wife...

Peter: Er.. uuh. pl..ease don't answer it.

Officer Holdhimdown: I think we'll just let it go to voicemail, I’m feeling... generous.

Peter: Thank you Officer H!

Officer Holdhimdown: You're welcome Mr. Facinelli. You should think yourself very lucky, considering the 'position' you're in right now, that I didn't answer that call. So Officer Reelhimin? (She passed the phone to Officer R)

Officer Reelhimin: What shall we do? Hmm...

Officer Undresshim : Well I can think of a couple of things..

Officer Zipperdown to Officer Undresshim: I think Officer R means with the phone… *snickers*

Officer Undresshim: Yea, I knew that.. *laughs devilishly*

Officer Lickhimright: And this one? passing Robs phone to Officer R as well.

Officer Reelhimin: oh oh I know... Lets call someone... and let them know where Rob and Peter are and what happened.*whispering* I mean, they should have both got their 1 phone call right?

Rob and Peter: No!

to be continued..

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R-Team Security... Vol.3

The R security were perplexed and a little pissed off at this point at our naked suspect, Rob Pattinson for his "involvement" in bringing on illegal items through the security check points and for being a ONE WOMAN man. Especially because of that... Because HAWTNESS such as his needs, no... MUST to be shared!!!!

So we left our Officer Lickhimright who was angry at the thought of Mr. Pattinson with Kstew and her "lickity" comment, she was just about to leaned forward and ...

Officer Lickhimright: So what were you saying about Lickity dear Mr. Pattinson? You like lickity? Oooooh... I am an expert at that. Thats how they call me... Officer Lickhimright! Come on, say it! I want you to lick IT right, Officer...

Rob: OMFG, please. I can't do this .... oh please.

Officer Lickhimright: Oh no... dont be a bad boy or I'll call officer Holdhimdown to spank you. Would you like that better?

Rob: No, no! Please! I dont like to be spanked...

Officer Lickhimright: Oh... I know somebody who would like to BE spanked from you {glancing at Officer Reelhimin} but first you will enjoy me... licking... this...

And with "this", officer Lickhimright, pulled a gigantic popsicle out of her pocket! It was BIG! Pink and Yellow! And she started licking it.

Rob was looking at Officer Lickhimright with wide eyes, filled with lust and desire.

Officer Lickhimright: What is it sweetheart? You wanna have a taste too?

Rob: Yes... mmmhhh! Please!

And with that, Officer Lickhimright moved the popsicle slowly to Rob's mouth. He sticked his tongue out and licked it once, twice... then Officer Lickhimright dragged the pospsicle down his chest, circling every nipple with it, down his abs, his tummy and then back to her mouth.

Officer Lickhimright: Mmmmmh... I must admit Mr. Pattinson... The popsicle alone has a wonderful flavour but mixed with yours... it's just divine...

Peter: Fuck, how come he gets....owwwww. (another slap on his bare ass from Officer Holdhimdown)

Officer Holdhimdown: You are gonna get something even better boy... just be still and your turn will come too!

Officers Undresshim, Reelhimin, Zipperdown eagerly watch as Officers Lick and Hold work on their suspects.

Officer Undresshim: Officer Lickhimright, can I have a lick of that popsicle too please? Oh it looks so yummy!! *panting*

Officer Reelhimin: turning towards Officer Z and whispers, "Oh fuck, that looks like fun, I think Officer Lick needs a hand, or should I say tongue, don't you?"

Officer Zipperdown: "Oh I certainly think so." Advances to help Officer Lickhimright while keeping eye contact with Mr. Pattinson.

Rob: Oh fuck, shit, fuck, shit.....uh .... oh.for.the.love.of.all.that's.holy.......... come on girls, let me lick some more of that popsicle... i am drooling here... it tasted sooo good!

Officer Reelhimin: No licking for you Mister! Except you wanna lick something else... hmmm... what do you think?

Rob: Uh... I dont know... what will that be?

Peter: Shit, I'm just about to blow here.....

Officer Holdhimdown: Hmmm... no let me do that for you...

to be continued........


Hahahaha! Gotcha! You soooo thought Officer Lickhimright was about to lick ... the robsicle, didnt you? Oh, and dont you dare call us pervs cause you wouldnt be here if you werent too! LOL.
OK now... If you have any special request such as what Officer should do what to either Rob or Peter, you can e-mail us at ravishim.team@gmail.com. If your request isn't too kinky... it will be granted! *grin*

A note to Rob and Peter... Please don't hate us... You are just toooooo... yummy... it's not like we would attack you if we would see you on the street... only with your approval! LOL! Love you!

R-Team Security... Vol.2

As Officer Undresshim moved aside, Officers Lickhimright, Reelhimin and Zipperdown moved slowly towards Mr. Pattinson. Their faces gave Rob an uneasy feeling that he was the prey and they were the hunters.

Rob: “Wait, come on – I mean I’m standing here naked – what the fuck more do you want from me? Come on I’m really scared, please let me go.”

Officer Reelhimin: “Oh don’t be frightened of us, Mr. Pattinson. We are only doing our jobs. And there’s not much money in security these days so we have to be compensated some how. Don’t you agree, Mr. Pattinson?” she said as she spoke in a very dark voice that made Rob think that he was still filming some scenes from Twilight. “We have no desire to hurt you at all”, she said as she glanced at Zipperdown who had been slowly advancing towards him…. Isn’t that right Officer Zipperdown?

Officer Zipperdown: That’s exactly right. Mr. Pattinson, you have to understand that we just can’t help this situation. You brought it on yourselves and you broke the law, this is what happens when you do. So let’s proceed, shall we?

Officer Undresshim: “I'm also afraid that you're a security threat.” She said as she moved over to the desk where Mr. Facinelli was. “A sexy, charming, security threat.”

Rob: “Is that against the law???”

Officer Undresshim: “Well it is when only one woman has the opportunity to enjoy... you… it is not fair, so we have to do something about that!”

Rob: but I´m a man faithful to one woman...it’s the way I am...

Officer Undresshim: “Well, after we finish with you, I don’t think you will say that again...”

As the other three Officers close in on Mr. Pattinson, Mr. Facinelli who has been held up against the wall for a few minutes by Officer Holdhimdown, suddenly bursts out:

Peter: “OMFG, please don’t do this. I hardly know this guy, seriously. I just play his vampire father on the movie Twilight. We’re not really that close. Please let me go.”

Officer Holdhimdown: “You were both travelling together. We have to thoroughly search both of you. No escaping this Mr Facinelli.”

Rob: “Oh god. This is not fucking happening. This is not fucking happening. Please, I’m so tired. I haven’t slept.” He said and bowed his head in defeat.

Don’t Trust Me, by 3OH!3 suddenly starts playing from Rob’s jeans pockets that are laying on the floor next to his feet. He instantly bends down to grab his phone.

“Not so fast, you are not allowed calls while you are being “inspected”.” …all five Officers shouted…..

Rob: “But… shit… but this is an important call from someone really… uh…. important.”

Peter: “Oh fuck, Rob come on why is she calling you? I thought you guys were lying low….OWWWW” as he responds to a hard smack on his naked ass from Officer Holdhimdown!!

Officer Holdhimdown to Peter: “Silence whilst we search you!”

Officer Lickhimright: “That’s it, I’ve had enough.” turns Mr. Pattinson around taking the phone from his hands and hears a sweet voice saying “Hello? Are you there Rob? Are you there? I love you just like lickity!”

All the Officers can clearly hear the voice on the other end of the phone.

Officer Reelhimin : “Is that?”

Officer Undresshim: “I think so...”

Officer Zipperdown: “So they’re...”

Officer Lickhimright: “Yes…” grinding teeth. getting angry. losing patience with Mr Pattinson.

Officer Reelhimin: in disbelief “So Robsten is on?!”

Officer Holdhimdown: whispers to Officer Lickhimright “Mr Pattinson is clearly insane. We cannot continue the “interrogation”, can we now?

Officer Lickhimright: “Lickity, Mr. Pattinson – why I know lickity…” she said with raised eyebrows and leaning in...

…to be continued

R-Team Security...

While searching Robert Pattinson and Peter Faccineli as they want to leave Vancouver for LA, the R-Team (designated airport Security Company…) find some forbidden articles in their handbags and pockets.

So because they have been bad bad boys ...we must take them with us to our office and strip them to make sure they have no more illegal things with them…

Officer Lickhimright: “Excuse me Sir. I need you to empty your handbag. It seems that you have something liquid in there and you know that is not allowed... and you Sir, please hand me that nail clipper slowly…”

Officer Reelhimin: “Officer Lick, do we have a problem here?”

Officer Lickhimright: “Mr. Pattinson, Mr. Facinelli, this sort of behaviour cannot be tolerated” (eyes slowly moving up and down their bodies) *eyebrows raised* “I'm sorry, you will have to come with us”.

Leads both gentleman with the R Team Officers following closely behind to a small conference room...

Rob: “OMG, I didn't know. I didn't know. I've been working like non stop hours and I'm just exhausted.” groan “I just want to go home and see my dog Patty”.

Peter: (hits Rob in the arm) “WTF, man? I thought you got rid of that stuff before we left? Pfffffff.”

Officer Zipperdown: “Gentleman, please no talking! This is serious business and we fucking mean it.” (eyes roaming up and down, winks at Officer Reelhimin who wiggles with eyebrows)

Officer Reelhimin: “Mr. Pattinson, we need you to remove your shoes, socks and shirt, please. Mr. Facinelli, same to you, too!”

Rob & Peter do as they are asked.

Officer Reelhimin: "Thank you for obeying me. Mr. Pattinson. Please remove your belts to your jeans please."

Rob: opens mouth to say something but shuts it fast when he sees that Officer Zipperdown is reaching for her handcuffs.......(as Rob quickly obeys he fails to notice Officer Zipperdown has reached for the zipper on his jeans and before he can stop.....

Officer Zipperdown: "Since you are so tired, Mr. Pattinson - I will assist you since you seem to be struggling with this zipper" zzzzzzzziipppppppppp! "Yes, now I believe that Officer Undresshim would like to talk to you" turns to Mr. Facinelli. "Same to you buddy"

Mr. Facinelli fumbles nervously with his zipper. Hesitating.

Officer Holdhimdown: "I think you need some help with that too" and pushes Mr. Facinelli against the wall.

Officer Undresshim expertly removing his belt, and zip down, takes jeans down to his ankles.

Officer Holdhimdown "Well, well, you are carrying a large package there Mr Facinelli”

Officer Undresshim "Yes indeed"

Officer Holdhimdown "Now bend over the table please Mr Facinelli"

Officer Undresshim: Mr. Pattinson. I have to undress you too now and do a full body search for everybody’s security!! So, I’m going to take off your shirt and pants very slowly to begin the standard procedure…

Rob: Uh… what the fuck? You got to be kidding me right? Why are you doing this? Cant you just search my pockets? You have to undress me completely? I hadn’t had the chance to change my underwear with all the shooting you know and now I feel not so fresh…

Peter: I am going to call my lawyer! I wont tolerate this kind of behaviour!

Officer Lickhimdown: And we wont tolerate you to carry bottles with liquid and nail clippers with you in your pockets and handbags. So if you don’t cooperate, we will arrest you as terrorists… do you want that?

Rob and Peter: No! No! All right! We undress!

Officer Lickhimright: Officer Holdhimdown… holdthemdown please to assist Officer Undresshim…

Officer Undresshim: “Ok Sir… Mr.Pattinson! I'm going to have to ask you to be quiet, and maintain eye contact with me at all times. My name is Undresshim, so if at any point you want to say my name and lick your lips that is totally cool with me. Just a security procedure Sir…” – takes off his shirt and his pants slowly – “the last thing I need to do is to search the inside of your mouth with my mouth” leans in to kiss him “… we have to be sure that your are totally clean...”

Rob, while backing off and clutching his hands in front of his chest: “Okay, that's enough! I'm officially uncomfortable!”

Officer Undresshim: “Oh I’m sorry sir, but if you refuse to do everything it’s going to be a lot worse than this…” looking at Officer Lickhimright and stepping aside…

…to be continued