Showing posts with label Twilight. Show all posts
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Friday, August 28, 2009

T.G.I.F.S.ff.F.*



Hello fellow Twitards and smutaholics! T.G.I.F!!! I am so sorry for missing last week. I was not feeling well. I hope you forgives me! ;)

How did you like last week’s fic?

Here is this week’s rec: Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4561934/1/Scotch_Gin_and_The_New_Girl


Here is their description:
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je croix. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human

*cough*Vague much?*cough* lol

My description:
Bella moves to Forks to live with her dad. Her mom had a very bad name in Forks. (This Forks is a bunch of rich, spoiled brat hoity toity ppl). Rosalie meets Bella before she comes and makes a bit of a bet/dare that she will end up sleeping with Edward Cullen because no one can resist him. Bella takes the challenge planning to stay far away. Rosalie ALSO makes a bet with Edward that if he sleeps with Bella Swan he will get to have a threesome with Alice and Rose—something he has always wanted…Oh, I should also say Edward is a whore…and only hasn’t been with Alice and/or Rose basically. I don’t even really need to tell you what happens after this because 1.) You read fanfic and know that B/E always end up together and 2.) I am sure you have watched enough TV to know, LOL!!!!

This week’s teaser:
I am giving you this teaser because it is funny and it is so me! It’s not smutty, sorry, but there is plenty in the fic, so GO READ IT!!!
"Well, I don't shop for shit here. I buy my clothes when I see my father in L.A. or when we go to New York…but I figure the best we can do anywhere near here would be Seattle."
I had to laugh.
"What?" he asked.
"There's a Target in Port Angeles," I said, still laughing. I mean, it was obvious.
"Right. Edward Cullen doesn't go to Target."
"Bella Swan does."
"Not when she's with Edward Cullen."
"Then she'll call up Jasper Whitlock."
Edward abruptly pulled the car to the shoulder of the road and put the car in park before actually bothering to come to a complete stop.
"I want you to stop threatening me with my friends."
"Are you threatened?"
"I'm annoyed. So stop it."
"Take me to Target."
"Do they even sell clothes at Target?"
"You seriously have never been to Target?"
"You seriously buy clothes at Target?"
"Turn around. We need to get you educated."
"I'm not sure if I want to be."
"I'm listening to and now own an iPod Touch; you can slum it at Target for an hour…or six."
"Six?"
"People have a tendency to get lost in the wonderland that is Target. You'll see."
"Bella—"
"It's my birthday. Please?" I asked, shifting toward him and lowering my voice.
He sneered and put the car in drive then turned us around.
Fifteen minutes later, we walked through the doors of the Holy Land.
"Grab a cart," I said.
"A cart?"
"The big red basket on wheels?"
"I know what a cart is…I just never shopped for clothes with a fucking grocery cart."
"Get over yourself."
He grabbed the cart and we proceeded.
I led him to the clothing racks where he stiffly sneered and made a point of not touching anything.
"Whaddya think?" I asked, holding up a black and white striped tube top.
He used one finger to check out the tag.
"Polyester blend? You'll get a rash."
I rolled my eyes and tossed the shirt in the cart.
"You know, the girls at school wear, like, Chanel or some shit."
"In case you haven't noticed, I'm not like the girls at school."
"I've noticed," he said quietly under his breath.
"Good. I'm relieved the differences are glaringly obvious."
"Me too," Edward shrugged, but he proceeded to pick up the tube top and put it back on the rack.
I put it back in the cart.
Edward sighed and loosened his tie with two fingers, then leaned against the cart, creeping it slowly forward.
"Look, why don't we separate? You go explore unchartered territory and I'll pick out my own shit. We'll meet at checkout in an hour."
"I'm not going out there alone. I'll get lost in a sea of cheap khaki and red vests."
"Don't be a pussy. Go. Learn something new," I said, waving him off.
He was seriously distracting me.
How was a girl supposed to concentrate with sex in a tie at her side?
"If I'm not there in an hour, call my father, a priest and a lawyer," he said before abandoning the cart and stalking off miserably.
Ten minutes later he was back.
"Did you know the cheap plastic sunglasses are located conveniently across from the Pop Tart aisle?"
"How is that convenient?"
"It just is," he shrugged and tossed a box of Cinnamon Pop Tarts in the cart.
Then he was gone again.
Another ten minutes later he was back with a piano scarf hanging loosely around his neck.
"You'll get a rash," I said, mocking him.
"Shut up. This thing is fourteen bucks."
"So?"
"So I paid two hundred and seventy five for mine."
"And?"
"And…I dunno. I just thought it was interesting," he said, then he was gone again.
I smiled at his retreating form and noticed his hands weren't shoved in his pockets anymore, they were kind of swinging back and forth with each long stride…and I had to smile.
Edward Cullen was falling and slipping into my world—and he didn't even realize it.
I was at the checkout lanes at our designated time.
Edward was not.
I combed the aisles and eventually found him, with his own cart, staring at a colorful row of deodorants.
I donned a smug expression and wheeled my janky cart up to his.
He had taken the caps off of several deodorants.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Smelling this shit. I have yet to find a decent one."
"Uh, clearly you haven't tried Old Spice yet," I said, grabbing it.
I opened the top and held it under his nose.
"It's great. If you like cheap old drunk man."
"I think it's…sexy."
"You have a skewed definition of sexy."
"Perhaps," I said, but dropped the deodorant in his cart anyway.
"I have standards," he said, putting it back on the shelf.
I let him, because I was too busy rifling through his cart to be bothered to argue about deodorant.
Serial Mom and Reservoir Dogs on DVD.
A pack of Bic pens.
A new toothbrush.
Car air fresheners.
A copy of Rolling Stone.
A box of fruit Roll Ups.
And the piano scarf was still around his neck.
"You like Target," I said.
"I may enjoy the convenience of being able to find Fruit Roll Ups and DVD's in the same establishment, but I'd still rather be at Barney's. And you like your Touch."
"I may be a bit impressed with the amount of songs that thing can hold, and I may prefer it to a bulky Discman…but I'm not getting rid of the Discman."
Edward beamed brightly at me.
"What?"
"We're compromising," he said proudly.
"I suppose we are."
"Huh," he mused.
"What?"
"I've never done that."



As always, let me know if you have read it and agree or disagree. Let me know if you haven’t read it and plan to thanks to my rec or if you read if AFTER I rec’d it and you likey!

Hint for next week:
B-I-B-L-E

Have a fantabulously smutty week!

-RSA


Thursday, August 27, 2009

Sex on legs...

Dear TieHimDown...

are you trying to kill us???

HOT DAMN!!!!

*heart beats frantically*

Oh my Edward... *pants* Oh my Rob... *pants and drools*

Look what our Honorary TieHimDown found for us... we needed to share with you... just too good to keep for ourselves...





*pant... faint... thud... thud... thud... thud... thud...drool*

^^^^^

That was the sound of our heads hitting the floor...

Somebody come help us up...

We dont seem to be able to because of all the saliva on the floor...


Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Naughty weekdays!!



Thank you to our dear Honorary Brenda aka bjones0011 aka TakeMeInTheCar *snickers* for making us aware of the following...




Moanday

Oh yeah baby… you definitely make me Moan looking at you… looking at me like that… *pant*




Tongueday

Mmm… yes… definitely…



Whateveryoulikeday

This…is what we like… can we have it please? Come on… move that hands baby… You know we aint gonna hurt you!!!



Thrustday

Yeah baby… Yeah… (Austin Powers style…)



Fingerday

Oh we know what you can do with those fingers darling…





Sexday

I like that compromising position of yours… hold…right…there…
You can smoke and all! Don’t bother yourself. I’m just gonna ride that pony… *cough*





Suckday

Remember the… Robsicle? ‘nuff said…




*pant-faint-thud-dead*



Monday, August 24, 2009

Honorary R-Team member of the week is...


Welcum to the perv team dear Jo!!
Put your hands together for @Patterson_Jo aka ... TakeMeOnTheWall!!!!
*yes...please...*


*****

Well I'm just another crazy mad Aussie (we will take over the world eventually) who is totally and utterly devoted to hunting down Rpattz and doing all sorts of dirty dirty things to him. After countless hours perusing Robporn on the Web I stumbled across some very nawwwty but nice ladies in the twitterverse. @ginger_swan was kind enough to show me the ways of Rob worship twitter style and at a League Mansion party I met Reelhimin and discovered Ravishim Team and as the saying goes the rest is HIStory!

*****

LONDON DREAMING AUSSIE STYLE


Ok I’m here. It’s a bitterly cold, late December night in London. I have my mission in mind Robstalking. Well that’s not strictly true. I had in a moment of jest sworn to act as Foreign Correspondent for my Twitter friends Blogs Twilight-Headed and Ravishim Team. What the hell, I’m doing a London pub crawl with my Husband and his old School friends in the desperate hope that I will encounter the Sparkly One. Now that, that is out of the way I shall get on with the story.

We were at the first Pub, typical old low ceilings, stone walls, reeking of stale beer and cigarettes. There were about 12 of us there, already on our second beer, when the door opened with a blast of frigid air. I looked up and the first thing I saw was Tomstu. My heart started to race, but then disappointment set in, as a girl I didn’t recognize walked in behind him.

Then my heart stopped.

How fucking lucky could I be, his Sparkliness, man of my every thought, was not only coming into the Pub I was already in but his group was joining ours! By a stroke of unbelievable good fortune one of my Husbands mates was Toms mate too!

It took a good 10 minutes to be sure that my heart was still there in my chest and after that my thoughts went immediately to my Mission. You don’t get this lucky without divine fate playing a part so I knew I had to pluck up the courage and fulfill that mission to the best of my abilities. And what the hell, I had absolutely nothing to lose, I’m an Aussie for God sake the worst thing they could do to me is send me home! Duh!

He was seated at a booth about 5 paces from where I stood but I could feel this amazing magnetic pull and I just went with it. I stopped right in front of him and blurted out

“Hi”……Look I know I’m probably being really rude and you must get so sick of this but I made a promise to some friends who have a Twilight Blogs, don’t know if you’ve ever cum across them, Ravishim Team and Twilight-Headed?”

With out stopping for him to speak I stammered on

“Anywho if I could just get some vid on my phone of you saying hello to them that would be sooooo awesome and they’d be kissing my twitterarse for eternity.”

Ok my face was burning now as you could well imagine and my knees where shaking so hard I had to sit down or I’d fall. So I did, I just shoved him over on the bench seat and sat myself down.



He had that sort of smirk on his face when he’s like half embarrassed half amused, my panties were watering. When he finally spoke I felt pain shoot through me. It was the most intense desire my body had ever felt and I was gripping the table to stop myself jumping his bones right there and then.

He said “Sure….. can you show me the blogs first so I know who it is I’m talking to?”

“Wow…yeah...I guess that makes sense”

Inwardly I was hoping the girls were going to be alright with that but fuck anything for Rob. I bought up the blogs on my Blackberry and passed it to him. I then skulled what was left of my beer to steady myself.

After a while I plucked up the courage to look at his face, to gauge his reaction, and I swear Girls it was good. He passed it back to me and I accidently on purpose touched his fingers with mine and what wasn’t dripping in my underwear definitely was now! I felt his other hand slide up my thigh to where my wetness was now obvious through my jeans and he looked at me with that amazing smile and said

“I’m going to go have a ciggie wanta come with?”

Fuck yeah! Lead the way Baby! Take me, take me, was what I was thinking but I just jumped straight up wordlessly and let him lead me out.

He ducked some low beams and walked us down a dingy corridor to an old wooden door. He opened it, and I walked through ahead of him, into a small courtyard paved with old stone and set with a few small tables and chairs. I leaned against the stone wall of the pub as I didn’t think I could hold myself up straight the way my knees were rattling again.

He closed the door behind him and too fast for me to have believed he had me pinned to the wall. He was pushing me up the wall, level to his face, my feet were off the ground, I could feel his lips just millimeters from mine and his breath on my skin was causing ripples of pleasure to pulse through me.

Holy fuck guys this was my every dream come true and I was frozen, I just…..I just……I…..what the hell I just let him have me. Kissing him was insane his lips, his tongue, his taste, were all beyond description I was melting.

His kisses moved down my face to my neck, then my collar bone, then my left breast (how did he know I was left-handed?). His tongue was doing amazing things to the nerve endings in my nipple but all too soon he was moving downward again.

He had my jeans unzipped and off before I had a chance to catch my breath and he was sucking on the wetness in my panties. Holy mother of Jesus my heart was pounding so hard I was sure he could feel the blood throbbing in my clitoris. He looked up at me with those dreamy eyes and whispered “Is this all for me Love?”

WTF?????? “Ooops sorry about that I wish I was stronger but I’ve wanted this so badly for so long that I just cant stop myself” I said blushing profusely.

He gently lowered my panties while kissing the inside of my left thigh and when they were off he traced a line up the inside of my right thigh with his tongue….mmmmmmm.

When he reached the point of it all his tongue found my clitoris and began massaging it with surprising skill for a boy of 23. He was kissing and sucking me in a way that made believe he really wanted this as much as I did.

His tongue was flicking my clit faster and faster. I knew what he wanted me to do but I wasn’t ready yet. I weaved my fingers through his hair to the nape of his neck and tried to gently coax him up. He stopped me and said

“Be patient Love, I’m not nearly finished here yet”.

My eyes rolled back into my head as he worked me with his tongue and I felt myself explode with cum and he felt it too as he greedily drank me up.

“Now you can have me love” He whispered as his mouth rose up to meet mine.

Then I felt him hard as steel penetrating my wetness and Oh God it felt like it went right through to my bones!

This was the most unimaginable feeling of pure pleasure and agony and each time he thrust his way into me it intensified.

His mouth was on my neck again causing shivers of desire over my skin and he spoke or morelike groaned into my throat “Cum with me Love.”

“Wha……Huh……I already……many times…….how could you not ……..you just cant say that to me……Well I’m going to hell anyway so I couldn’t think of a better way to do it.”

It was then that I saw the stars above me for the first time he pushed through me with such force that I felt the skin on my back tearing against the rough stone wall. I didn’t care about any of it. I felt unbelievably high, relieved, emptied, filled all at the same time it was so sensually amazing.

After a while he pulled away from me though he still held my hand.

He whispered “Would you come with me now Love I was feeling a song with you then and I want to go work on it with you. I stepped back my hand still in his and I glanced quickly back at the door we had come thru a little over ½ hour ago. I knew I had a reason to go back in there but in that moment I just couldn’t see it. I nodded meekly as he helped me back into my clothes and again holding my hand lead me away from everything I’d ever known toward everything I’d ever wanted. *sigh*

*****

Holy mother of pearl... *double sigh* *sighs* *sighs again* *squirms in chair* *exhales* Oh Rob...

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Confessions... Vol. 12


A big THANKS to our awesome Honorary StrokeHimGently aka WheatysGirl for the new awesome Father Robward pic!

*****

Last week... Father Robward teached Sister Zipperdown the meaning of the word FUCK... The only one that hadn't been fucked... was Sister Holdhimdown...

Father Robward: Waitress! Please bring us another round of drinks. And...

He whispered something in her ear, the Sisters couldnt hear.

The good Father was sitting smirking on his chair, looking around at the other people, enjoying himself. Sister Holdhimdown was wriggling in her seat...

Father Robward: What is wrong Sister Hold? Is there a problem? You want to share something?

Sister Hold: Who? Me? Uhh... No! No Father! I have nothing to share...

Sister Undress who was sitting beside her, nudged her in the ribs...

Sister Undress: *whispering* come on.... tell him... tell him to fuck you too...

Sister Hold shaked her head violently and looked away... Father Robward gave her a knowing look...

After a few minutes, the waitress came back with another round of drinks and a bottle of tequila, salt and lime slices.

Father Robward: Thank you my child... Hold... come over here please... I want to show the good Sisters what a "body shot" is...

Sister Hold shot up her seat and hurried over to the good Father.

Sister Hold: What should I do now Father?

Father Robward: I want you to raise your habit and take off your panties Hold...

Sister Hold obeyed, raised her habit, took off her panties and moved closer to the Father.

Father Robward: Very good my child... now I want you to take my cock out... and make it hard... Do you think you can do that for me?

Sister Hold was shocked! It's not that she didn't wanted to do it but in a public place... she looked at the other Sisters who all waved her on and nodded their heads fervently. Sister Hold approached the Father, kneeled down in front of him and took out his cock. Even in a semi erect state... his cock looked gorgeous. Huge and firm... She couldn't resist... she started stroking him slowly, up his head, down his length... the Father was getting harder by the stroke... When Sister Hold saw pre-cum leaking out of his head, she bend her head and sucked hard on it.

Father Robward: Mmmm... yes Hold... you do that very good... now get up... raise your habit and sit on my lap. Legs spread and face me...

Sister Hold: Yes Father...

Her face was flushed, her juices were flowing on her thighs, her core felt white hot and she needed to feel the Fathers cock inside of her! She couldn't wait any longer. Sister Hold raised her habit and started to lower her self slowly on the Fathers cock...

Father Robward: Ungghhhh... what ... uh!... what are you doing Hold... mmm... I didn't say you may ... fuck me...

Sister Hold: *panting* Yes... aaaahhh!!! I couldn't resist... mmmhhh!!!

Father Robward: Seize your movements... I want you to just sit there on my hard cock and dont move!

Sister Hold stopped moving... she started wriggling on the Fathers cock, biting her lip and breathing heavily...

Father Robward: Raise your hands over your head...

Sister Hold obeyed and the Father took her habit off in a swift motion. He was now staring at her white lacey bra that was cupping her breasts. He lowered his head and licked her torso... then he spread some salt on her and poured a tequila shot.

Father Robward: I want you to squeeze your tits together Hold... yes... Hold them like that... I will place the shot between them and you have to hold them there!! Okay?

Sister Hold nodded fervently! She felt a little dizzy... She couldn't say if the dizzyness came from the drinks, from the Father licking her torso or from his hard cock inside of her...

The Father put a slice of lime into her mouth and looked around the other Sisters.

Father Robward: This is called a body shot... actually... this is a FUCKING body shot... *chuckles* Watch me...

The Father moved slowly to Hold's torso and licked off the salt... then he moved to her breasts to take the shot glass with his lips and down in it in a quick movement and then he moved to Hold's mouth... first licking her lips and then slowly biting the lime piece... Sister Hold moaned out loud... she couldn't stand this anymore... this was torture!

Sister Hold: Please Father... please... and she rocked her crotch hin and forth on the Fathers cock.

Father Robward: What are you begging me for my dear child... he said smirking.

Sister Hold: Please Father... *moaning loudly* I want you to fuck me... Fuck me Father!!! Please!

Father Robward: I cannot deny you your wish my child.

He grabbed Hold's ass with both of his hands and started moving her in and out of his cock. He was kissing and sucking on her breasts over her bra and pushing even harder into her. Sister Hold had put her hands around the Fathers neck and was trying to dig her face into his shoulder.

Sister Hold: Oh.... ffffuuuuckk... yes Father... Fuck me harder!!!

The Father was pushing her harder on his dick, he was feeling her clit rubbing on his crotch and he was pulling her closer, trying to increase the friction between them.

Father Robward: Urrrrghhhhh.... FFFFUUUCKKK!!! Do you like how I fuck you... Hold???

Sister Holdhimdown: Yes!!!! *screaming out loud* Oh Lord!!!! I'm cummingggg!!!
Aarrrghhhhh!!!!

The Father felt her pussy walls clench down on him, she was milking him from the inside... he felt his cum shot out of his dick hard.

Father Robward: Uuuuuuughhhhh!!!! Take my cum Sister! Urrrghhhh!!!

They were still rocking slightly back and forth, breathing heavily when Sister Zippy broke the silence...

Sister Zippy: Errr... *whispering* Father... can I have a fucking body shot now too?

All the Sisters errupted into laughter, Father Robward pulled his cock out of Sister Hold and smiled at Sister Zippy.

Father Robward: Yes Zippy... of course you can. You all can. Now... hand me the tequila...

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Twi-dildo

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Honorary R-Team Member for this week is... Part 2!


Here is the second part of our newest Honorary member Brenda aka bjones0011 aka... TakeMeInTheCar!!!

Sorry for the 1 day delay but the good things cum always late! *winks*

*****

Belinda: As do I Rob, what must we do we can't just sit here like this all night, I need you.

Rob: B I want you to come with me, do you trust me? He said with his sweet breath flowing over my collar bone.

Belinda: I think I do Rob I have no reason not to. I said painting, and my body burning with excitement.

Rob: You must come with me then, we must leave this place, I can’t sit here with this desire for you. Belinda: Are you sure Rob?

Rob: I have never been so sure in my life I want you and only you!

He began kissing me again running his fingers through my curly red hair and kissing my neck and biting my ear lobe and tugging on my diamond studs with his teeth. I could smell him oh he smelled so sweet, his lips so soft on me, his body pulsating with heat and desire next to me as I let him touch my body.
He kept running his fingers through my hair to the point he was starting to tug my hair as to tell me he wanted me to touch him as well. My body was burning and tingling each time he would kiss my skin, leaving a burning sensation.
His hand left my hair and slid slowly down my back sending shivers down my spine, I'm glad I wore this dress now, he was able to touch my flesh instead of my dress. He stopped at the small of my back and pulled me closer to him on to his lap. I could feel his hard cock throbbing in his pants. I wanted him even more now I wanted him inside of me I wanted to feel his shaft inside me.

Rob: B do you want to leave?

Belinda: With you of course I do.

I said back to him. I propped myself onto his lap with my knees on either side of him buried into the couch, my mini dress was just before revealing my red lacy panties to the people behind us, and I was sure that he could see them.

Rob: My favorite color on a woman he said grinning at me.

Belinda: I'm glad you like them, maybe you can see the rest of them soon.

He grabbed my waist and pulled me onto his chest running his hand into the inside the plunging back of my dress my body felt even hotter then before and his cock grew even harder, pulsating.

Rob: B I can feel your body getting hot for me, do you want to leave with me because I don't know how much longer I can keep myself from ripping your clothes off and fucking you here.

Belinda: Do you want to go to my place or yours?

Rob: B I have had many women, I want to admit that to you but there is something about you.

He was looking into my eyes like he was looking into my soul, like he wanted to tell me something that he didn’t know how to say.

Rob: I don't want to just hookup for the night and forget each other, I meant what I said when I told you I wanted to get to know you B.

Belinda: Of course Rob, plus I don't believe I could forget you.

Rob: We can go to my place if you like then.

I nodded my head yes to him. He picked me up off of him by my hips and walked to the bar.

Oh my I can't believe I am completely into this guy who is he, is he so gorgeous I stood from the booth and grabbed my clutch I left in the seat. I felt someone press against my ass with their hard cock, gripping my hips and pulling me closer. I knew this cock even though I just met it. I backed onto him pressing my ass hard against his cock that was still throbbing for me I slowly started to grind into him with my ass.
I felt his hand go inside the back of my plunging dress, his fingers ran against the top of my lacy panties and I rose up to a now almost a standing position keeping my back arched so my ass was still against his hard shaft, he ran his hands slowly into the inside of my dress through the plunging back, his hands slid up my sides and across my stomach and up towards my breast.
He started to rub my nipples and slightly tugging at them.

Rob: Are you ready to go?

He whispered into my ear and sucked my ear lobe again sending shivers down my spine. I started to feel weak in the knees, I don’t know how much more of this I can take, I thought to myself. Turning around and slightly pulling at the collar of his jacket.

Belinda: I've been ready Rob, only waiting for you.

Rob: Let's go then.

He smiled a sexy crooked smile and took my hand, we walked through the crowded bar, with everyone watching us as he led me through the bar to the door. He turned and faced me and bent to my face so we were eye level, he was much taller then me, my short 5’3” body and 5 inch christian louboutin heels still left me at least 5 inches shorter than him. “I'm sorry for this, remember I really do want you, I'm so sorry B” he said again and kissed me hard on my lips making the stubble on his chin almost pierce my skin. He stared into my eyes with a sad look as if he was going to cry. What is he talking about I don't understand, I could even feel the tears beginning to build up. I didn’t know what to do. Should I be worried, or should I trust him like he said. He turned around before a tear could find its way down my cheek, he took a deep breath and reached for the door.

I didn’t know what to say to him, I wanted to say something to calm him, I even worried that the sexual tension that we were sharing with one another would die soon. His voice sounded so sad to me, I just wanted to take him and caress him, make him feel better anyway necessary.
He reached for the door handle and before opening the door he looked at me once more and squeezed my hand. He looked back towards the door and pushed it open. Instantly people were around us, crowding us, what is going on, why is everyone yelling at him to look at them, I don’t understand. Why are there lights blinding us and people still yelling. I didn’t know where I was going, I couldn’t see anything but the back of his black leather jacket. He was still squeezing my hand pushing his way through the crowd. I was so overwhelmed, as if people were trying to pull me away from him, I could even feel them pulling at my dress and stepping on my feet. I didn’t know what to do, I didn’t want to leave I wanted to stay with him. Still staring at the back of his leather jacket we walked for at least another block when he suddenly stopped.

He pulled me close to him so I could hear him. "B, I’m sorry for this", he said. He reached for my face pulling my chin up so I would face him eye to eye. "B, I don’t know how else to make sense of this then to explain to you once we are in private again."

His eyes still saddened only made me want to try and save him even more. Everyone was still pushing on us and flashing lights, I didn’t know what do to. I just looked into his eyes and smiled a very uncomfortable smile back up at him. He turned around and opened the door to the black suv and turned to me once more and motioned for me to get in. I did as he requested and sat next to the door on the opposite side while he stepped in behind me. He buried his face into his hands after shutting the door, and the suv left the curb leaving the crowd behind us.

I took his left hand and pulled it toward me interlocking our fingers and rubbing the top of his hand with my right hand. He didn’t even move, he just sat there with his right hand still covering his face as if he was ashamed of something.
"Rob, I really don’t know what is going on, but I want to understand. I don’t know what it is about you Rob, but I don’t feel as if I can leave you, I’m drawn to you, my body is drawn to you, I don’t want to say it, not yet, but I feel as if my heart wont let me leave you either."
He sat still for a minute and then looked at me. I didn’t look away I just let him stare into my eyes as if he was reading my soul.

"B, I’m glad you have said that, I hope that you don’t change your mind tomorrow. That is what I am worried about, that you will leave me, and I don’t want you to, I’m drawn to you as well."
He moved toward me in the seat and pulled my head to his chest. How did my head fit perfectly to him? So much I didn’t understand.

"You really don’t know who I am do you? he asked me.
"Yes I know who you are, your Robert." I answered not moving an inch. I could smell his skin and I didn’t want to move. I was thought to myself that he did look familiar but I don’t think I know him.
"B, I am an actor." he said. "Peter and I are currently working together on a movie called Eclipse, have you heard of it?" He asked me like I was crazy or something. I didn’t want to admit, but I was always so busy with work that I didn’t get to see many movies or read gossip magazines. Even though I just quit my job today I didn’t want to tell him that.
"I’m just a busy person Rob. I think the only thing that I have even watched that Peter was in a TV show, and to be honest I have only watched it once or twice because I am that busy. I’m so sorry Rob, but you do look familiar but I just don’t know who you are other then a coworker of Peters."
He lifted me from his chest and pulled my face to his and smiled at me.
"B, you don’t know how glad I am to hear that. To know that you are not here on a lie, or just trying to get to know me so you can run to the gossip magazines and tell them about my personal life, makes me want you even more."
It finally connected in my head that Rob isn’t just some actor that has been in a few movies, he is the THE actor that Rachael told me about.
"I’m sorry if people have done that to you in your past, but I’m not like that Rob. But I think that I remember you now, you are the actor that Peter told Rach about, aren’t you?"
He just looked at me with a confused look.
"I’m sorry Rob, but I think that you are the actor that had some love triangle or something, that is what Rach has told me. She told me that one of Peter’s coworkers have had a hard time with the paparazzi, that’s you isn’t it?"

He just looked at me and smiled.

"B, you wont believe how hard my life has been since I was in the movie Twilight. One day I was no one and now I’m followed everywhere I go like I’m a king. I really don’t understand it. I have to say though, I do enjoy it sometimes, but I wish sometimes I could just turn it off every once in a while."
"Rob, I think I understand why people really like you", I smiled.

He just looked at me like he was waiting for an answer. Instead I sat my self up and straddled him again like I did moments ago at the bar, and started to kiss him. I felt so good, his taste was like the sweetest gum that I have ever tasted, but lasted longer than any gum I have ever had. His breath filling my mouth making me hotter for him. I ran my fingers through his gorgeous hair pulling at the same time. I began to get that feeling I had again at the bar only moments ago. My heart pounding, my pussy feeling like it was dripping because it was so wet, my nipples hard as if ice cubes had touched them.
Rob started to become aroused as well I could feel his cock getting hard. His hands pulling at my hips to pull me closer to hard shaft. He began to kiss me taking control instead of being controlled. His kiss was so passionate and intense I could hardly remember that I was trying to comfort him. We were in sync with each other, like we were one, each motion contrasted with the perfect response.
He slowly ran his hand from my hip to my side and to the back of my neck stopping just before the base of my skull and cupped his hand pulling my head back. He held my head as I looked toward the ceiling of the suv and started to kiss my neck and drug the tip of his tongue from my jaw line to my collarbone arousing me even more.
"I have never been so bothered by a man", I said to Rob.
I started to grind into his shaft even harder than before.
"Nor have I B." he said while still kissing my neck and running his hands over my body.
I didn’t know how to control myself any longer, I was ready for him to take control, to have his way with me. I couldn’t take it anymore I was ready and I couldn’t wait any longer. Robs kissing became so passionate I knew that he couldn’t wait any longer. He pulled the bottom of my dress up above my waist and pulled down the top of my dress around my shoulders leaving my entire body exposed between us. I knew this dress would come in handy tonight, and I’m glad that it did.
He cupped my left breast and began to suck on my right nipple making my core even hotter for him, grinding on top of him I could feel his cock pulsating directly under me. While still caressing my breast with his lips and tongue he ran his long fingers under my dress to the top of my panties and began to pull them down when the suv suddenly stopped. I gasped from the sudden hault. Rob stopped and looked back up at me.
"B, we are here now. Do you wish to go in or would you like to go to your home?" he said.
"You can’t leave me like this Rob, you know that I am going to go with you", I said grinning back at him.
"I was only hoping that you would say that, but we cant get out with you like that", he chuckled for a moment and pulled the straps of my dress back to their place while I slid my dress back to place.
"Thanks Rob" I said to him with a very small smile that he almost didn’t notice. He pulled me to his face and kissed me once more.
"I hope that you are ready B, they will be here too. Once I open this door they will appear." He placed his hands over his face again in embarrassment. I took his left hand and smiled. He took the door handle in his hand and opened the door.
He began to step out of the suv, when the door was slammed in his face and the person who slammed the door jumped back into the passenger seat. I didn’t know what was going on I just stat staring at Rob in confusion. He looked at me once more with a sadden look.
"I’m sorry B, but sometimes the security guards will see something that is suspicious and we will leave to go to another hotel."
I looked back at him still a bit surprised about the constant interruption that kept occurring whenever we were ready to leave, or continue our passion.
"It’s ok Rob, I understand that you have to be cautious", I said to him with a weary smile on my face. I stayed close by his side as we rode towards the other hotel. His face buried in his hands just made me want to help him, to make everyone disappear. I wrapped my right arm around his neck and pulled him to me, I laid his head on my breast and soothed his hair for a few moments before that feeling started to come back. I could feel his sweet cool breath easing its way to my nipples making them hard again and sending chills down my spine. He turned to look up at me and smiled. Damn it, he so damn gorgeous.
"B, I appreciate you understanding this mess." Letting out a long sigh and then smiling at me again. If he only knew what that smile did to me. Still looking up at me he wrapped his arm around my waist and pulled my body even closer to him. I could feel every part of his body, his chest pressing hard into my breast when he would breath in. His hard shaft throbbing on my inner thigh. He hesitated for a moment as if he was trying to stop himself, so I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him closer to me to kiss his sweet lips. I wanted to taste those lips again so bad that I couldn’t help myself. I felt so guilty but I knew in my mind that he wanted to taste my lips as well.
His right hand slid up my body moving slowly from my knee to my neck where he pulled my hair back revealing my neck. Trailing his tongue from my ear lobe back to the strap from my dress stopping to take my dress in between his teeth and pulling it down my arm. He moved back to my left breast caressing it with his tongue again. Licking my hard nipples and slightly tugging at it. He sat back up onto the seat and pulled me back on top of him with my legs straddling him. I didn’t even care that my dress had fallen back down revealing my breast to him. He pulled the skirt of my dress back up to the point above my ass. His hands wondered from my knees up the back of my thighs and stopped to knead my ass.
I started to grind into his hard shaft again, rolling my hips in a constant motion. The suv still driving towards the hotel I knew this wouldn’t last long. Thinking of the possibility of this moment about to end again I started to giggle. Looking up at me again he said. "Why are you laughing? Is something wrong." I just looked at him and smiled.
"I don’t think this will last long, we should be at your room soon." I whispered into his ear and left a kiss on his neck.
"We aren’t far I know that much." Smiling again, I pulled the skirt of my dress back to its rightful place and pulled up each strap of my dress back to my shoulders. I moved back to my side of the seat while keeping my eyes on him. And with that the suv stopped again.
"Ready now?" he asked.
"Of course", I responded giving him a small smile. He grinned at me and reached for the door handle to open the door. He stepped out and looked down the street both ways to make sure no one had followed us then reached for my hand. I took his hand in mine and stepped out once more. The coast looks clear, I joked. One of his bodyguards who had been riding with us had already gone inside to retrieve the key to his room, and returned to Rob handing him the key. We continued to the elevator on our own now.
No one was following us for the very first time. I felt as if we would finally be alone. We waited only a second for the elevator doors to open for us to step inside. The second the door shut Rob pushed me against the wall and started to kiss me again. Damn he taste so good to me, the softest lips I have ever felt against my body. The stubble of his days beard pierced into the skin on my face making my face tingle.
His hands moving all over my body, his silky fingers found their way back around my waist pulling me up closer to him. And at that second the door opened again. We walked to his door and stepped inside. He didn’t even look around the room.
He picked me up by the waist and pushed me up against the wall, I wrapped my legs around his waist and kissed his soft sweet lips once more. He rammed his body against mine causing me to smash into the wall again, this time even harder.
He reached up my back to pull my dress back down to reveal my breast to him again. I pushed his black jacket from his shoulders letting it fall to the ground, I ripped his shirt open so I could finally see his beautiful chest. He squeezed my ass in his hands and lifted me from against the wall carrying me to the freshly made bed. He threw me to the bed and stood for a moment staring at me smiling, quickly I sat up and unbuttoned his pants and pulled them slowly to this feet along with his boxers. Revealing to me the first time that perfect cock that was pulsating for me to touch it.
I couldn’t help myself, I started to suck on his shaft wrapping my lips around his perfect cock. He groaned in pleasure and pulled my face up to look at him. "B, that feels so good, but I want to feel you!" He pushed me onto the bed leaving my legs hanging over the side of the bed. He reached the top of my dress that was around my waist and pulled it off along with my red lacy panties and threw them against the wall. He then reached for my hips and rammed his hard cock into my juicy wetness. Moaning with pleasure he rammed into me harder with each thrust, filling me completely. I met each thrust of his with my own, rotating my hips each time. Pleasure filled us both moaning and groaning with each moment that pleased us both. I had never felt this kind of pleasure, he was perfect. He bent over and began to suck on my nipples once more. I felt as if I would cum any moment he felt so good inside of me. He stopped and grabbed my hips and flipped me over onto my knees. Spreading my legs just enough to give him access to my ass he quickly rammed into me repeatedly each of us moaning in pleasure until he came inside of me. His hot cum was running all over my ass and I was dripping on the freshly made bed. He collapsed on top of me and whispered into my ear.
"B, you don’t know what you just did to me." I didn’t say anything for a moment. I let him rest for a moment on top of me before I rolled onto my back to look at him. With a grin on his face he looked happy the first time I really did see him happy. He moved under the covers on the bed and pulled me under with him.
"I want you to stay B, never leave me." I nodded my head yes to him and smiled.
His eyes closed and I could hear a soft hum coming from the bottom of his throat.
With his arms wrapped around me holding me close I kissed his sweet lips just one more time and closed my eyes.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Honorary R-Team Member


A very warm WELCUM to our New Honorary Member of the week... Brenda aka bjones0011!

I have been reading the RavisHim blog for sometime now. Each week new encounters with the infamous Rob only made it harder for me not to think about what I would like to do to that sexy body! *wink* Well here is my story of a woman who has been sleeping with her boss, and well, she ends her relationship with her boss. Only to go out and is lucky enough to run into Rob…

*****

"That's it, I've had it!" Is the last thing I told him before I slammed the door and left. I was fed up with my job and the lie I was living with my boyfriend who is, well now was, my boss. Our relationship started because he couldn't resist me or the way I tasted to him, at least that's what he said. I was fed-up with his crap!

On my way home I called my good friend Rachael and told her the latest “were done story” as she called it, I told her this time I was serious.
“We can do a night out right??” I asked Rachael.
“Well Peter is over now but count me in in a few hours, you know how Peter can get when he has had a good day on set.” Rachael said

I never figured out how she was able to make Peter hers, well his mistress really, Peter would never leave his wife. But the sex was amazing is the only answer I would get from her. So straight home I went, not stopping anywhere. Tonight I am going to find me a new dick, I am completely over my old one! My black mini with the insane plunging back was the way to go especially for tonight. I found my black 5 inch christian louboutin stilettos which where the perfect complement to my racy dress.

Rachael sent me a text letting me know Peter was taking his time so she would be longer then expected, which was ok because I would soon be having a sex filled night myself and have to ditch her as well. At least that is exactly what I’m looking forward to. I was a bit jealous of Rachael, she snagged Peter and he was the best. He loves to take his time with women making them ache for more. Slowly undressing you and nibbling at your breast moving slowly down your body with his tongue to make it to your clit and tease it just enough to drive you insane. Making you want to take control of him and just manhandle him. At least that is how Rachael would describe it to me.

I reached the bar that Rachael wanted to meet her at only a few hours after we talked last. The bar wasn't full but it was a bit crowded because of its small size. I slowly walked to the end of the bar looking at all the possibilities, and ordered myself a Cosmo . I could see everyone who walked in, I was in the perfect seat. After a few Cosmos I was sure tonight was the night I would find someone like Peter, just without the pre-made family. After an hour of flirting with the other men in the bar I noticed someone opening the door. It wasn't that normal though, everything was in slow motion who is that, and why won't this guy stop talking to me? That's when he walked in. It was my tonight’s the night guy. I could feel my body getting hot all over my lower stomach was pounding. Who is he and why is it my body is yearning for him and I haven't even seen him yet? Then I saw him, he walked, no, he glided through the door as the door was shutting behind him. I could see him browsing the crowd with his eyes. What is going on, can no one else see this god that just came into the bar, but no one was looking at him but me! He caught my gaze and I was shocked I couldn't look away, at least not yet, my body was enjoying his stare burning into my eyes, my heart pounding instead of beating my pussy dripping for his touch. He smiled a crooked smile at me oh my that smile it’s so gorgeous, especially on him. He walked to the opposite end of the bar from me, but he was directly across from me. He whispered something to the bartender and smiled his crooked smile at me again. Oh this didn't help it just made me hotter for him.

The bartender handed him a beer and brought a drink to me "this is from the gentlemen across the bar" he said to me.

I smiled at the beautiful man across the bar, and sipped my now martini. I picked up the pick from my drink that had 2 olives on it and slowly licked the olives all the while staring into his eyes, and slid them off with my tongue in hopes to arouse him. Suddenly a girl walked to him and leaned on him like he belonged to her, and hugged him around his neck. Who was she and what is she doing with him? He stood from the seat and gave the girl a hug back, she squealed and ran away, what is going on? I'm slowly starting to worry this guy is not a good idea for me but my body was yearning for him, I knew I couldn't resist him not one bit, suddenly my phone was vibrating, oh no it was Rachael she is just a block away. I hope my mystery man doesn't leave while she is here.

Moments later Rachael walked in with Peter. Peter had a great night I could tell completely, his face was still red from his steamy night with Rachael, I’m sure, and his hair was a total mess, even his shirt wasn‘t buttoned completely. Rachael spotted me and called me over to her. "I want to get a booth don't you" she asked me.

“Of course” I said to her. We walked to a corner booth, and I sat next to Rachael in the middle of the rounded seat.

“Peter will you get is some drinks” was the first thing she said. Peter just smiled at her and walked away.

Rachael: So you are done with Paul are you?

Belinda: Yeah I can't handle the crap with him anymore. He never wants to have sex in the office anymore so I quit today, plus the sex was not as good anymore it’s like I got bored with him, it’s the same thing everytime.

Rachael: No way B you really quit and everything? I knew you would get bored with him, he was such a load of shit you know!

Belinda: Yeah I did. And I should have listened to you about Paul. But I have to tell u something before Peter gets back.

Rachael: Sure I'm listening.

Belinda: About 20 min ago a guy walked in and he is gorgeous! He sent a drink to me but some girl ran over to him and hugged him, I don't know what to think of this one Rach!

Rachael: Are you talking about that hunk Peter is talking to? She asked.

Belinda: What??! Why is peter talking to my great night?? I was thought to myself

Rachael: They are coming over B! she squealed

Belinda: Oh no! I mean oh yes and my body started burning again my nipples hardened my pussy hot and wet, my heart raced once more.

Peter: Belinda, Rachael, this is Robert, we work together. Smiling at us.

Robert: You ladies can call me Rob. He said, oh his voice was so musical to me!

Peter: Rob this is Rachael I have told you about her and this is Belinda or B as we like to call her sometimes, Rachael’s good friend. She hasn't had a great day so we came out to cheer her up.

Rob: I hope I can help with cheering you up he said while taking my hand and leaving a very wet kiss on my knuckles. My body was overwhelmed by the touch of his lips on my hand only made me hotter for him. I wanted him to rip my dress off and fuck him then, I didn't care if everyone watched or not I wanted him and wanted him more then my lungs wanted air.

Rachael: Will you join us then Rob she said so quickly I barely heard her, she was even grinning at me. She definitely knew what she was doing!

Rob: I would love to he said. He sat next to me and Peter sat next to Rachael they were completely into one another they didn't even notice us there. You've had a bad day B?

Belinda: Yes it wasn't a good day for me. ohh why was he looking at me like that? It was hard enough for me not to rip his clothes off right now, why is he making this harder for me?! I wanted to taste him so bad my body was moving closer to him even when I was trying to hold it back.

Rob: I'm sorry to hear that. How is tonight so far?

Belinda: Much better since you have come into it. Moving even closer to him. He chuckled at me for a moment.

Rob: I didn't mean to laugh but its the same for me I have to admit. Running his hand from his side to my bare thigh.

Belinda: I'm glad to hear that. I said blushing.

Rob: You made it much better ever since you licked those olives like you did. I looked away from his gaze because I never imagined he would have said that to me. And I was a bit embarrassed, and pleased this aroused him so.

Belinda: I'm glad I could help.

Peter: Sounds like there is something brewing over there with you two!

Rob: B is a desirable woman Peter, I’m glad that you have introduced us.

Rachael: I'm sorry Rob I never did let Peter cum so he is a bit tense and ready to leave so he can finally finish, and I’m ready to finish myself she winking at him.

Rob: That is ok Rachael I know how Peter can be sometimes. And it appears you like for him to come to work with you on his mind for sure. If you wish to leave I will look after B for you both. Rachael looked at me waiting for my answer.

Belinda: I knew she was ready to go. That's fine Rachael I won't be out much longer I will call u tomorrow. Peter scooped Rachael out of the booth and they took off through the door before we could say anything else.

Rob: That's much better, I didn't think they would leave but now I have you to myself. My body was aching for him even more, I didn't know how much longer I could hold myself back. I hope you are ok with their leaving B?

Belinda: Its ok with me I said, and started to blush because I was just as happy as he.

Rob: I would love to get to know you more B, but I don't know how much longer I can hold myself back from taking you right here in the booth. I smiled at him because he had the same desire as I. He stared into my eyes as I stared back, my heart was racing even more, my body burning and aching for his touch, he slowly moved towards me even more. He began to kiss me passionately. Oh fuck, I thought to myself, his breath is so sweet his tongue so soft massaging mine. I slowly ran my fingers up his back all the way to his hair and grabbed handfuls running my fingers through. He sucked my lips and slightly biting them. Making me want him even more then before. Rob: “B I want you, I have never wanted a woman more than I want you now. I can't control myself my body desires you B. I want to taste you I want to know how good you feel” he whispered into my ear...

...TO BE CONTINUED!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Confessions... Vol. 11

Father Robward had just finished teaching Sister Undresshim the meaning of the word fuck, and spanked her for not wearing panties..




Father Robward: "So... Is Sister Undresshim the only one not wearing any panties?’

The Sisters all looked at each other, they looked everywhere, except at Father Robward.
Father Robward: Well?

Silence

Father Robward looking round the table, at each of the Sisters in turn. Sister Zipperdown looked particularly sheepish.

Father Robward: If you won’t tell me, all lift your habits! He ordered.

All the Sisters lifted their habits and showed Father Robward that they were indeed, wearing panties. All the Sisters, except Sister Zipperdown.

Father Robward: Sister Zipperdown? He raised his eyebrows.
Sister Zipperdown: she bowed her head and looked at the floor.
Sorry Father…
Father Robward: You know what I have to do don’t you Sister? Come here!
Sister Zipperdown: Yes Father, she whispered, got up from her seat and walked over to Father Robward. She went to bend over his lap but he stopped her.

Father Robward: bend over the table, and lift your habit.
Sister Zipperdown did as she was told, she didn’t want to make Father Robward more angry.

Father Robward rested his left hand on the small of her back, raised his right hand and smacked her bare ass hard.

Sister Zipperdown: oww
Again and again Father Robward s firm right hand collided with her already sore bottom.

Sister Zipperdown: ooh, pp lease Father, please stop. She was openly crying now.
Father Robward: Don’t ever not wear panties again Sister
Sister Zipperdown: I w won’t Father, I’m sorry.. She sobbed.

The rest of the Sister had been trying to avoid watching Sister Zipperdown get soundly spanked, and Sister Holdhimdown had noticed that Father Robward was aroused, she could see the tell tale bulge.

Father Robwards left hand was still resting on Sister Zipperdown s back.

Sister Zipperdown: can I go and sit down now? She asked through her tears.

Father Robward looked thoughtful.

Father Robward: as I am teaching all of you about lovemaking… He went and stood directly behind her and reached round with his right hand and started rubbing her clit.
Sister Zipperdown was getting wet, Father Robward dipped a finger into her and she gasped in pleasure.
Father Robward: open your legs wider Sister Zipperdown.

She obeyed.
Father Robward plunged his hard cock into her and she moaned loudly. He moved his hands flat to the table either side of her. Now she know what the other Sisters knew, Father Robward was indeed huge, he filled her completely, she stretched to accommodate him.

Sister Zipperdown: Oh Father!
she cried out, in pain as his hips slap against her very sore bottom and the pleasure of him inside her.
In and out, he grinded, his hands continuing to rest flat on the table either side of her.

Sister Zipperdown: urrrh
Father Robward continued relentlessly, pumping into her. They were both moaning.
Father Robward: uuhh I’m close ..Sister

He came violently, pushing his hips to her, as he spilled his load into her dripping wet pussy.
Father Robward: aaarrgg
Still within her, he reached round and started rubbing her clit again, quicker this time, with a sense of purpose. Sister Zipperdown could feel her inner muscles contract and she reached behind and grabbed Father Robward wrist as her orgasm coursed through her.

Sister Zipperdown: uuuugg Father . She screamed in intense pleasure.
Father Robward slowly pulled out and both re arranged their robes.
Father Robward: Sister Zipperdown, you may return to your seat now. He smiled.
Sister Zipperdown: Thank you Father. She said breathlessly, and sat down.

Father Robward: Lets order more drinks. He smirked , as he called the waitress over.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Medical examination...


Rob had a very thorough medical examination before he left L.A…


The nurses of the Ravishim Hospital!


It was just another day at RavisHim Hospital. Nurses Reelhimin, Lickhimright, Undresshim, Zipperdown and Holdhimdown were all working hard when their next patient walked through the doors. They had been told that it was just a routine medical examination, for insurance purposes, for an actor about to start filming. They thought nothing of it, just another generic actor, they saw them every day. Then in walked a god. Mr Robert Pattinson. In their hospital. And they had all been assigned to help with the examination. He was wearing a tight black t shirt , blue jeans, and his black Nikes., which they recognised, and his hair looking as scruffy as ever. All 5 nurses burst into grins at the same time and glanced at each other . This was going to be fun.


Reelhimin: So.. Mr Pattinson . He looked up at her directly into her eyes, she was staring and he blushed and smiled a crooked smile. Reel walked over and closed the door behind him.


Undresshim: You are here for a routine check up, correct?


Rob: Yes, I start rehearsing for my new movie in 3 days, I need to be in a fit state.


Zipperdown whispers to Holdhimin: He definitely looks fit to me.


Lickhimright: *giggles*


Undresshim: Can you take all your clothes please.


Rob: Excuse me? That’s not routine is it?


Holdhimdown: Yes, you need a thorough examination. To make sure you are 100% healthy.


Rob: O..kay, yea, I guess. He stands there and takes his Nikes and socks off.


Zipperdown: Let me assist you *as she grabs his zipper* ziippp


Rob: umm. thanks


Lickhimright: *pulls down his underwear and jeans to the floor* Rob steps out of them.


Undresshim: *pulls his t shirt over his head*


All the nurses pause for a moment. Rob Pattinson was standing in front of them completely naked. He was certainly impressive. A certain part of him was very impressive *wink*


Reelhimin: First, can you walk over to the scales so we can check your weight. Rob does as asked and steps into the scales.


The nurses just stare at his perfect butt. As his stands there.


Holdhimdown: *looking at scales* perfect..weight Mr Pattinson, no problems there. And he steps down and turns round to face the nurses.


Now for the mouth exam , says Lickhimright: open wide for me.


Lickhimright starts to kiss him and moves her tongue into his warm wet mouth.


Rob resists. Now, now, open wide..


Rob opens his mouth allowing Lickhimright access. She thoroughly examines the inside of his mouth with her tongue.


Holdhimdown: Now for a genital exam , just to check everything is in order.


Rob: Is that necessary?


Zipperdown: of course, we need to check every inch of your body to find out that you are healthy.


Reelhimin: *cupping his balls with her left hand* Cough please Mr Pattinson


Rob: *cough*


Reelhimin: again please.


Rob: *cough*


Reelhimin starts to gently stroke his cock with her right hand, her fingers gripped round his length as he becomes hard.


Rob: *mumbling and blushing* err..sorry. I can’t help it .


Reelhimin No need to apologise *continuing pumping up and down his now rock hard cock*


Rob: *panting* p please stop.. I’m gonna cum.


Lickhimright: We need to know you are healthy Mr Pattinson, that everything looks, feels..tastes.. As it should.


Reelhimin stops and Lickhimright gets on her knees.


Lickhimright takes his cock into her mouth and starts sucking up and down.


Undresshim takes over from Reelhimin and caresses his balls.


Rob: oh god, that feels good.


Within minutes he cums, exploding his salty juices into Lickhimright s mouth. She swallows it down and inspects the tip of his cock with her tongue making sure she has tasted every drop.


Lickhimright stands up and licks her lips. Lickhimright nods at Zipperdown


Zipperdown: Mr Pattinson, you have absolutely nothing to worry about in that department . I can see that it’s all in in perfect working order.


Holdhimdown: Ok, that’s your examination over. You may get dressed now.


Reelhimin: *passes him his underwear and jeans* would you like some help to get dressed?


Rob: no, no help needed..I’ll dress myself. He stutters.


The nurses watch as he gets fully dressed.


Undresshim: Here is your medical certificate *passes to Rob* declaring you are 100% fit and healthy.


Rob: *sheepish* thank you. And he leaves the room.


Oh, yes, just another day at RavisHim Hospital.








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