Honorary R-Team Member for this week is...

Welcum to our crazy team sweet Khrissa!

For you people who read this, you have to know that this e-mail was originally received June 30th. You know what you have to do to become Honorary... e-mail us!

Dear RavisHim Team,

To be quite honest this is the second time I stumbled on your blog.

The first time was about a month ago. The first blog I read was: "I sleep with Edward despite my broken headboard..." (http://ravishim.blogspot.com/2009/05/i-sleep-with-edward-despite-my-broken.html)

The title struck me as somewhat odd. Now, at first I wasn't amused with the blog. I instantly thought - ok these ladies are way too obsessed and need to get laid like something chronic. So I left it at that. I know I know, it says "Don't leave without making a comment!" But it was just way too hard (pun intended.)

Then I returned after chatting to the lovely reel.him.in on twitter - and I thought to myself. "Ok, I'll give it another go." So I read it again, and went through the previous blogs since I'd missed a f*ckload from the May entry I read.

I have to admit, I get tingles whenever I read it. Not the "I'm-going-to-f*ck-the-shit-out-of-Rob" "I-wouldn't-mind-tapping-that" horny tingle, but, you know... the tingle that makes me want to hump the invisible bed post in my room. Ok that wasn't the way I wanted to describe it but it was the first thing that came to mind. And when I think about it - they seem to be on the same level.

So I've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse. I'm yet to read Breaking Dawn. But there's a reason for that. I love Edward, he's the perfect gentleman. Ok maybe slightly imperfect given the fact that A, he's fictional, and B, as a fictional character - he's dead. I just wanted to savor some of the Twilight/Edward Cullen "oomph" for later. I don't want to rush into the story too much - although someone sneakily sent me the wiki link. (I will deal with her later!) I know I know, you say that I can read it more than once - but for me, it'll ruin the story. I'll read it a few more times AFTER all the movies have come out. Call me a freak if you must!

I've seen Rob's porn flicks: Harry Potter: The Goblet of Fire, The Haunted Airman, The Bad Mother's Handbook,The Rings of Niebelungs, and I even flew up to Sydney (Aust) to watch How To Be because they weren't screening it in Melbourne.

I'm not obsessed... much. I just love and adore Rob. And I'm so grateful that I've come across RavisHim Team because well... I am yet to come across any other Rob-related-blog that allows me, and every other female/male infatuated with Rob, to express their sexual love and extreme urges desires for him, without feeling ashamed. Of course, I would post entries and comments on other blogs, detailing my wants to strip him naked and do naughty things to him right there and then. But I'm sure it'd get deleted and I'd be scolded.

My boyfriend thinks I'm a nut job no doubt. He says mean things about Rob, but I will not mention them. I take the brunt of his harsh words. And so I put it to him:

Can you dazzle me the way he does as Edward? No.
Can you serenade me in the dorkiest and most awkward fashion like Art, but still look adorable? No.
Can you wear sexsuspenders, a vodka tee, a beanie, a pair of 80's wayfarers and look as hot as Rob? No.
Can you run your fingers through unwashed hair and make all the girls' panties just drop to the floor? That answer better be a f*cking no!

Anyway, he's not Robert. No one is like Robert. He's so humpable versatile, sexy and modest.

And I like how this blog puts Rob in every situation possible and no matter how awkward or absurd the situation is, we still love him (and want to hump his third leg)

So thank you RavisHim Team, for the explicit entertaining blog entries. I am definitely going to encourage my fellow Robward friends to get onboard the RavisHim Team orgybus bandwagon.

You make me love Rob even more.

Much love.

5" / oinkd

PS. I think I'm going to change it to 10"... or at least a 9 because 5" just sounds... depressing.