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*Thank.God.It’s.Fucking.Smut.fanfiction.Friday!

Hello fellow Twitards and smutaholics! Thank God it’s FRIIIIIDAY!! Woot! Time to review some porn!! *eyebrow wiggle*

How did you like last week’s fic? I think last week’s hint was a little harder for you guys, which is good because I want you to work really hard to figure it out!!

Soooo, here is what you’ve been waiting for:

You Get Me Closer to God by americnxidiot http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4693022/1/You_Get_Me_Closer_To_God

If you don’t know this song (which I didn’t when I read this WHOLE ENTIRE FIC the first time) here are the lyrics:

"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails (see, their name has a number in it!! LOL)

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you

Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal

My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything

Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive

Here is americnxidiot’s description:

They meet for one reason, and one reason alone. Everybody's happy. Nobody gets hurt. Right? "I wanna feel you from the inside."- E/B OOC All Human. Winner of the Eddie for best completed novel.

Here is my description:

So, what happens is Bella and Edward meet and he asks her what song is stuck in her head. This is the song she responds with, not thinking, but being honest, and it causes sexual tension between both of them. Long story short, they start to use each other to relieve their sexual tension *grin* However, things get complicated when they start to wonder if there is more to their relationship than just being fuck-buddies.

Oh yeah, the best part is that this is a complete fic! The author also has a whole bunch of outtakes separately!

And for my teaser:

By last period, I was dying.

Edward had made sure to mention that song, or my lip as often as possible in biology. He even asked me how my back was, offering to “alleviate my tension” if he could. I would have rolled my eyes at his formal speech were I not so turned on.

When I wasn’t squirming in my seat I was loudly humming another one of our “chansons pour baiser”. It only shut him up for a second, but the peace was welcome.

Five minutes were left in Spanish when my phone buzzed.

If you’re not naked in my room within thirty minutes, there will be hell to pay.

-E

Thank god he gave in first. I loved having the upper hand.

Twice in two days, Eddie? A little greedy, you think?

I smiled to myself. My phone buzzed again, not thirty seconds later.

I can seek help elsewhere if you’d like, Jellybean.

No way. He was not getting off without me. Not after teasing me the entire day, and especially after using that nickname. A few months ago he learned that Emmett called me his “Jelly Belly” when he wanted to annoy me. Apparently he found it hilarious, and I’d been Jellybean ever since.

Don’t you fucking dare. Meet me at the corner in five minutes.

The corner was our sexual sanctuary. We loved tempting each other when possible during the day. I mean, the flirting was nearly as fun as the fucking. So it wasn’t unusual for one of us to need a session immediately after school. But with Alice and Emmett constantly around I couldn’t just hop in the car with him in the parking lot.

Things got much easier when he found the tiny street corner a block from the school. Completely shielded by trees and two hundred yards from the nearest house, Edward could pick me up and speed home without any witnesses. It might seem a little excessive, but again, we loved the game.

The bell rang and I walked out of the room as quickly as I could without breaking into a sprint. Normally I’d be concerned about rapidly weaving through the halls. Coordination wasn’t my strong point. But I’d learned that sexual frustration was an excellent cure for the stumbles.

He was already parked when I got there, passenger door slightly ajar anticipating a speedy getaway. I slid into the seat and shut the door. His lips were on mine before I could even buckle my seatbelt. Were we even going to leave the corner? It’d happened before.

“Took you long enough,” he grunted when he pulled away. “It’s cold today, we’re going to my house.”

There you have it! This fic is PURE UNADULTERATED SMUT!! I know, what a shame, huh? NOT!! LOL! There *is* a plot, though…but plenty of sex…yummmm!

As always, let me know if you have read it and agree or disagree. Let me know if you haven’t read it and plan to thanks to my rec or if you read if AFTER I rec’d it and you likey!

Here is a hint to what I will rec next week:

This hint will probably give it away completely, but I can’t figure a way around it, lol. This story is a whole different take on Twilight. There is a monster involved. That’s all I have to say about that….

Have a fantabulously smutty week!

-RSA